HAVE THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
Many years ago I went away
Just for a couple of nights.
Was going to see Danny Boy in concert,
So booked into a B/B, oh what a sight?
The room it was lovely,
Very clean AND had a shower.
I relaxed upon the comfortable bed
Just for a couple of hours.
Then decided to shower,
So I would be all fresh for the show.
What happened next
I shall never know.
I placed the towel on the bed,
Into the shower I went.
Made myself feel on top of the world
I was heaven sent.
Shower all complete,
I decided enough was enough.
But when I went to open the door.
It was jammed real tough.
I pushed and pished
With all my might.
But to my horror
It was jammed too tight.
Now I didn't look
A pretty sight that I do declare,
I was going to be late for my concert.
Oh! what a terrible nightmare.
With the towel on the bed outside,
My modesty I couldn't cover.
But decided I'd have to shout,
Boy didn't I holler.
A passing gentleman outside the door,
Enquired"Hey are you ok?"
I told him to get a female
Then he went on his way.
The maid duly arrived,
By now ir was panic all around.
I thought I would have a seizure
As I slumped to the ground.
The maid soon opend the door,
Why it jammed beats me.
I quickly got myself composed,
As Danny Boy I went off to see.
When I recall that incident
And now it's every day.
You see I have a similar shower
And have to use it comewhat may.
Copyright Yvonne Lewis 24/03/2015