Tuesday 24 March 2015

HAVE THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

HAVE THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
 
Many years ago I went away
Just for a couple of nights.
Was going to see Danny Boy in concert,
So booked into a B/B, oh what a sight?
 
The room it was lovely,
Very clean AND had a shower.
I relaxed upon the comfortable bed
Just for a couple of hours.
 
Then decided to shower,
So I would be all fresh for the show.
What happened next
I shall never know.
 
I placed the towel on the bed,
Into the shower I went.
Made myself feel on top of the world
I was heaven sent.
 
Shower all complete,
I decided enough was enough.
But when I went to open the door.
It was jammed real tough.
 
I pushed and pished
With all my might.
But to my horror
It was jammed too tight.
 
Now I didn't look
A pretty sight that I do declare,
I was going to be late for my concert.
Oh! what a terrible nightmare.
 
With the towel on the bed outside,
My modesty I couldn't cover.
But decided I'd have to shout,
Boy didn't I holler.
 
A passing gentleman outside the door,
Enquired"Hey are you ok?"
I told him to get a female
Then he went on his way.
 
The maid duly arrived,
By now ir was panic all around.
I thought I would have a seizure
As I slumped to the ground.
 
The maid soon opend the door,
Why it jammed beats me.
I quickly got myself composed,
As Danny Boy I went off to see.
 
When I recall that incident
And now it's every day.
You see I have a similar shower
And have to use it comewhat may.
 
Copyright Yvonne Lewis 24/03/2015

12 comments:

  1. What a horrible thing to happen! Well, it's a concert you'll never forget, that's for sure.

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    1. It was an ordeal, but having a similar shower at my apartment it's a constant reminder.
      Thanks for calling by.

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  2. can't say I've had that happen at my sea, that would sure suck.

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    1. Just be careful it don't happen to you Pat.
      Many thanks for the visit.

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  3. That is a strange story. I don't recall this ever happening to me, but something similar happened to one of my daughters when we were in Ecuador a couple years ago. She got locked in a bathroom at a restaurant so at least she was dressed.

    Arlee Bird
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    1. Thanks for calling by Lee, it was awful especially as the towel was outside of the shower. Glad your daughter was fully clothed.

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    1. Yes ! what a story, Being epileptic I had to stay as calm as possible,
      Thank you for calling bye, pleased to have "Met" you."

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  5. Oh no, that sounds horrible. Hope the concert made up for it a bit.

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    1. Yes Suzanne it was frightening at the time but Danny Boy helped me forget the incident for a few hours.

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  6. It hasn't, but I can see it happening to me!

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  7. I sincerely hope it don't happen Diane, problem is I have an identicle shower where I now live, no bath which I prefer.
    Thanks for calling by.

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