Monday, 19 October 2015

HOW WAS YOUR SUNDAY NIGHT?

HOW WAS YOUR SUNDAY NIGHT?
 
After seeing Danny Boy's defeat on TV,
It was apparrant the bathroom I did need.
Off I went merrily on my way,
If only I had taken more heed.
 
Sat on the toilet deep in thought,
I saw something out of the corner of my eye,
It was "Something" on my trouser leg,
Moving upwards my oh my.
 
It was big and hairy
And had eight legs.
I hate spiders small or big.
"Please go way " to God I did beg.
 
But it decided he;d have some fun,
As he moved closer....to my bum.
I had a spray of perfume at hand,
So sprayed his body with some.
 
Then I began to have my warning sign
That an Epiletic seizure was about.
There was no-one around that I knew
So it was useless to scream and shout.
 
The effects of the perfume was beginning to work,
Very slowly it's movments began.
As it got closer to the top of my leg.
I jumped off and it fell into the pan.
 
I quickly flushed the toilet,
Shaking from head to toe.
The night Danny Boy got defeated
What I went through one will ever know..
 
I took some medication ,
To ward off an impending fit.
By the time I got to the lounge,
I felt I needed a "S..T"
 

 
 
COPYRIGHT Yvonne Lewis 19/10.2015

12 comments:

  1. I have a friend who's just like you
    She has a hatred of spiders too
    To see one makes her really freak out
    She'll stand on a chair and scream and shout.

    Now I quite like them, don't mind them at all
    In fact at the moment there's one on my wall.
    Sometime in the future, but just not yet
    I'll get a tarantula for my next furry pet!

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    1. Bravo on your wonderful comment in verse, It was great to read.
      I do wish I still had a caravan as there was so much fun going on.
      Yvonne.

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  2. I very often make up short poems off the top of my head, I had that one done within a minute. It's a 'talent' I discovered I had when I was at secondary school.

    I hope your discovery of the eight-legged freak (as my friend calls them) didn't result in the threatened epileptic seizure.

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    1. Many of mine come off the top of my head also.
      Thanks for the visit and comment.
      Yvonne.

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  3. Oh my! Glad everything was okay. Definitely a Halloween tale.

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    1. Many thanks for your comment, it was horrible I can tell you.
      Yvonnne.
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  4. Worst place for a spider encounter ever!

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    1. Yes Alex not a pleasant place . Thanks for comment.
      Yvonne.

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  5. Oh, how scary. I'm glad you're all right. I think some spiders are pretty-garden ones-but I don't want them in the house. They stay outside, and I leave them alone. Inside, un-huh.
    Sorry about Danny.

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    1. I don't even like little ones.
      Thanks for coming by and your lovely comment.
      Yvonne

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  6. Sorry Danny was defeated. Yuck! That spider would have given me a heart attack. Glad you had a bottle of perfume nearby!

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  7. It was not a nice way to spend a Sunday evening Sherry,
    Thanks for your comment.
    Yvonne.

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