TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS
OF MY LANDLINE PHONE:
My landline phone has broken,
I need it beyond compare.
For I wear a buzzer around my neck,
As being Epiletic I can press should I need care.
It is run through my landline phone,
So Saturday off I went.
To buy another phone,
I think it was money well worth spent.
The phone techician is coming today
To set up my new phone.
When I opened up the box
It was not alone.
There were THREE phones inside,
Having a small apartment I just need one.
Where to locate the other two,
Should be so much fun.
I suppose I put one in the bathroom,
But I usually take my cell phone in there.
Or even in the kitchen,
But there's not sockets there.
It will be interesting
When the techician arrives today.
I think I can dispense with the other tao phones,
And let him take them away.
Copyright Yvonne Lewis: 23/08/2016: