TUESDAY: NOT THE DAY I ANTICIPATED:
Yesterday promised to be a great day,
How wrong can one be?
My day started to go pear shape after lunch,
Read on and you will see.
My Iphone apps started to disappear.
So to the network I did phone.
They told me to contact Apple,
Times such as these I hate being alone.
I contacted Apple,
Who told me it was my Internet connection.
So my next call was to the Internet,
Who gave me some directions.
They said it was Apple's fault.
So again I phone Apple 's friendly folk
Spoke to someone different.
Who treated it as a joke.
Well in the end I got the answers,
All my apps returned.
I was in for another shock,
I was quick to learn.
I was sitting at my laptop,
I could hear a noise so strange.
I opened my lounge door,
I thought I was going deranged.
The fire alarm was ringing,
Throughout the enire house.
I was really petrified,
As no-one else was about.
I ran to the front door,
Grabbed a young man passing by.
Who kindly looked from top to bottom,
Then the young girl from the basement came by.
It seems it was her fault,
She was using a steam iron in her flat,
Which started the alarm to ring.
She informed all matter of fact.
By now I was feeling quite unwell,
Some medication was required.
After my "Wonderful Tuesday"
I was thankful there wasn't a fire.
Copyright Yvonne Lewis 19/10/2016