THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT:
In the early hours of this morning,
I awoken from my sleep.
I needed to use the bathroom,
So across the bedroom I did creep.
I crept because I have a noisey floorboard,
That awkens the man in the apartment below.
Having arrived at the bathroom,
Without the usual floorshow.
I didn't put the light on,
As I thought I knew the layout quite well.
I prepared to sit on the toilet,
This to you I tell.
Well I misjudge where the toilet was,
And bumped down with a bang on the floor.
My poor backside ,
I think is bruised for ever more.
"What The Heck Is Going On?"
Boomed the man below.
"Some Of Us Have To work Tomorrow
As If You Didn't know".
That made me giggle evenmore,
You see many the night I have lain awake,
And have heard his
As I don't have eyes in my backside,
I can't see the injured sight.
But to be sure next time I use the bathroom
At night, I'll remember to switch on the light.
Copyright Yvonne Lewis 01/02/2016: